My LIEf... Yes. LIEf.

Your confused, I can smell it. Despite my educational background, I still cannot spell... right? Wrong, phonetically it makes sense... add the 'f' to the ass end of lie, and you get what sounds like "life"... so here I am, living what I have created as a LIEf. My real name, well we don't need to go there... but I am most commonly known as Alex in these parts. I have lived up to such alter egos as: Ali, Roxanne and Veronica. Each have served a great purpose in this story I call LIEf. 
There are some tid-bits I could share, you know, the ones that sound like I'm a dreamer... The Taylor Swift type. How much I love the ocean, rainbows and horses with tinsel in their manes... nah. I have something better. I am going to bring you down... to my level. Shit, if anything, it will make you feel substantially better about your poor unfortunate soul. No, I am not going to shoot you full of rock salt or bury you alive, but bear with me, at times it might feel that way. 


LIEf as I know it, was so easy at home... sure, the family drama is never fun, always too heavy to hold. Everything else, was easy. School, no rent... being 5. Ah, those were the days. Think back, did you ever have a depressing moment... one where it wasn't because Patrick pinned you down and kissed you on the playground? Sure we all had grandparents pass away, and sadly, even some parents or other family members... but that feels like nothing compared to what we endure as adults. 


 

My first instinct as an adult, when something gets to hard, RUN. Run like hell. Well, now I live in Los Angeles. So my fellow smart-bloggers, I think its safe to assume, you know I ran from something... or someone. Survival of the fittest is what I like to think of it as... ohhh my lovely LIEf. The denial is putrid and stings, but the good news is, everyone in LA is full of shit. So putr
id as your denial may be, you fit right in.


Congratulations... you have now had an short introduction to my LIEf... lucky you... this is just the beginning. 


xx Your LIEfer